My wisomd teeth hurt, is it Bettman's fault?

I think it's Bettman's fault that my wisdom teeth hurt. Actually, it's not the teeth themselves that hurt, it's the gaps where they used to be after I got them pulled. Now it hurts. It must be Bettman's fault, I can't see any other reason why my teeth would hurt so much.

My wisomd teeth hurt, is it Bettman's fault?
Sure. This could be a mutation of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome), where Bettman is blamed for things he is not responsible for.
Reply:I love hockey and the NHL, but it's really a shame the way Bettman has driven this league into an afterthought in the average U.S. sports fan's psyche (though hockey fans like us aren't average sports fans). :) Report It

Reply:He's not good with wisdom.
Reply:clever
Reply:Gotta be Bettman's fault; just gotta be.
Reply:yes
Reply:Well of course it is his fault. He should have made sure you had better dental care.
Reply:it probably is. bettman is the cause for many problems in the world





unwed teenage mothers


West Nile Virus


Hurricane Katrina


faulty car engines


the 1919 Worls Series scandal





and STDs





all of these things are around because of Bettman. damn him!
Reply:Lets not forget about telemarketing, that little bastard invented that too.
Reply:he neede those teeth to put in his shoes to make him look taller. also he wanted to scare someone in vegas like one of those ferengi from quarks or something. seriously though rinse your mouth with warm salt water and try putting a teabag on your gums where the tooth was that will help a bit i know
Reply:eat ice cream
Reply:I think you need to sue!
Reply:Well didn't you know that Bettman (or Buttman if you have seen "bon cop bad cop") is really the short and lawyer like personification of the devil?


He is pure evil and has decided to ruin life in canada and all the awesome places to live to force people into the united states.





He is to blame for all the bad things that happen to all canadians.





So, of course he is to blame for your dry socket pain.....
Reply:Very clever way of putting things!!! He had better shape up!!!!
Reply:Well when mine hurt, I was told I wasn't wise enough yet. Lol





Bettman's the fall guy for everything.





But technically, Bettman's having the last laugh, he's the one with all the money.
Reply:Prolly he causes everything
Reply:I recall things not being so bright in the Ziegler days.





It is real easy to pile on without understanding his roles/responsibilities fully. Armchair commissioners/presidents are a dime a dozen, especially 'round here.
Reply:It could be from all that teeth gnashing he makes you do.
Reply:I see no other explanation.
Reply:lol When in doubt, blame Bettman! Even if it's not his fault!